Living with my grandfather has it strange little quirks. For instance, many times I will enter the kitchen with the intent to try my culinary hand at a certain dish, only to find out that the stores of a certain indispensible ingredient have been depleted. There was the time I planned to make tomato salad only to find out that two large tomatoes and six cherries had dissappeard in the course of an afternoon. I've seen a quarter of a package of bacon dissapear in less than an hour. My personal favorite? Drinking half of a bottle of salad dressing as an after dinner snack.