Pasta

Will you promise not to squeal if I tell you the greatest and most humble pasta topping?

Boil some fettuccine or tagliatelle
Put in a bunch of butter
Zest a lemon
Squeeze that lemon
Coarsely grate either pecorino romano or parmesan reggiano

Mix thoroughly and serve hot.

Also, if you wanted to squeeze half a lemon into some Jerimiah Weed sweat tea and water it down just a touch - well, I wouldn't fault you.